Sunday, December 17, 2006

VS Announcement

I remember a funny announcement in an airplane on my recent Nagasaki trip.

"Attention. Attention please. Thank you for using this plane for your trip. We are going to support your comfortable trip, and promise safety flight.
In this plane, two flight attendants who like to chat will help you.
Ms. Nakatani, standing on the front side in this plane, is from Nagasaki prefecture. Plesase talk to her in Nagasaki local language, if you are the local. She was a manager of a foot ball team when she was an unversity student. So, she is familier with treating sweaty guys. Please take it easy to talk with her even if you have sweaty smell.
Ms. Kumamoto, standing on the center, will also help you. Recently she broke up with her boy friend dating for a long time. That's why, now she worry about this X'mas plan. Who will she spand the time with? Please talk to her. Thank you."

I laughed very much.

2 comments:

Mike said...

akio, this is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. Great!!!

AKIO KOBAYASHI said...

Hey Mike, I think flight can be more funny. This airplane company was really good.